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Kayla Aimee’s Top Five Reasons She’d Be Perfect For This Job: 1) If I had this job I could spend my time doing something I enjoy, rather than the things I typically fill my day with. You know, playing intelligent games of chess, reading the encyclopedia from cover to cover, and cleaning my house. Just kidding. I don’t clean my house. 2) I’ve held the real life title of Manager of Social Media Marketing. Or something like that. I didn’t have an official business card, but if I did that is what I imagine it would say. I managed all of our social accounts like Facebook and Twitter, wrote our company blog and organized both online and real life events for our members. I may have even created an alter ego that found a small bit of fame on YouTube, but I will neither confirm nor deny such allegations. 3) I’m a great blogger. I’ve won all sorts of awards. Granted, some of those awards were imaginary but one time I heard something about something about the power of positive thinking and it really stuck with me. I really did win Employee of the Month a few times back when I worked at a coffee shop. I’m very personable at 5 o’clock in the morning. And when I wrote about my experiences at that coffee shop on my blog, lots of people started reading it. It’s like the circle of life. It moves us all. 4) I actually use Nature Made products. I have this weird citrus allergy so I need a lot of Vitamin C to make up for the fact that I can’t drink the orange juice that my husband keeps in the fridge to taunt me. I also need Vitamin D because I could easily be mistaken for a character in a vampire novel given how quickly my pale skin burns in the sun. Oh, and my husband makes me take Fish Oil. He takes his with a big glass of orange juice, which he says is ironic but I think is just hateful. My point is, I could take really pretty pictures of my medicine cabinet for this blog. 5) My one year old niece is very cute and she will cry inconsolably if you don’t vote for me. So will my grandmother. And you don’t want to be the sort of person that makes babies and sweet old ladies cry, do you? That’s what I thought. Do the right thing.

I laugh at everything. And yeah, sometimes it might not be totally appropriate. And okay, maybe it occasionally gets me into a bit of trouble. Like that time I was certain that someone was stealing the balloons I tied up outside my office each day. I set up quite the elaborate stakeout (fyi: night vision goggle don’t work in daylight) only to discover that the balloons? No one was stealing them. I was tying them to a barbed wire fence. Apparently sharp pointy things and balloons are not compatible. Who knew? I thought about being all embarrassed but they say laughter is contagious so what I did instead was laugh a lot and hope that everyone else would laugh as well instead of thinking I was a bit odd. It worked too, which meant I didn’t have to go to my backup plan of pulling out my sixth grade Glamour shot photo to distract everyone. Trust me, that one is a conversation starter. It all comes down to perspective. My husband and I are currently in the middle of renovating our house. Now, I never get frustrated or angry when, say, the shelf I spent an hour screwing into the wall falls down. And I most definitely have not thrown down a screwdriver or two or seven in exasperation. But if I had, you know, hypothetically done those things I might pause and think about how life is fleeting and focus on choosing to have a good attitude. And then I’d go find my husband, share that epiphany with him and hand him the blasted shelf. He’s very handy, my husband.